M&M

Masturbating on the motorway.

Charlie ''Eww Dad, a bird poo'd on my window!!''
Daddy Dave, ''No son, that was just a man M&M'ing. Now shut the fuck up and give Daddy a big a kiss.''

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m&m

Not a chocolate candy, it’s a cute ship between Mark and Mikayla. It’s called m&m because both their names start with the letter M. m&m would like to keep this a secret and to not let anyone know other than their close friends.

Hey look, it’s m&m.
Omygosh they’re so cute.

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M&M

When 2 moms do it.

OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN WATCHING THE M&M.

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\m/

Commonly used to express "rock on" in text form

That concert last night was \m/

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Green m&m

the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me

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M

the über-abbreviation for "yes", derived from abbreviating "mhm" to a single letter

"did you like Atlas Shrugged?"
"M"
"oh, me too!"

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m

The 13th letter of the alphabet. Used widely in online games to reduce the amount of zeros in online currency. The "m" means millions, and is used in auctions or bids for selling or buying in-game items.

"Wow, the current bid on my item is 100m!"

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