Chatroulette Manager

Sometimes it's just too difficult to devote all of one's attention to Chatroulette.

Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.

Chatroulette Manager: "Guys I got one! Oh shit, it just turned into a little fat kid."

Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."

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business management

a shit boring subject, which at the best of times lets you go on the computer, where no good websites work.

"och shite! business management next lads. everyone remember their pillows today?"

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Wiki-management

Wiki-management is a term coined in 2006 by Net Literacy that describes its collaborative and synergistic manner of creative and evolving management strategies and tactics through the input of hundreds of Netizens' contribtuions. The term "wiki-management" will become commonplace in the years to come - and it is how Net savvy organizations will continiously reinvent themselves to focus on an unchanging mission in a changing world.

Wiki-management is the creative synergy of Net savvy management coupled with the wiki concept of collaboration.

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HR manager

Abbreviation for Hit and Run manager. This is a guy whose aim is to have sexual intercourse with a girl without wanting anything extra between them.

1. Wilson is a big bad HRM
2. How do I become an HR manager?

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managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

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crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

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your manager

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.

Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

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