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When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!
Or your mom
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Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.
Melanie Martinez is a fat flop, I doubt she can afford anything with how much of a mess her recent project Gay-12 was and the little amount of box office profit it got
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Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.
Melanie Martinez is a flop, her movie K-12 received barely any box office profit- I'd be surprised if she manages to push out any good music after that embarassment
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The actual definition of Gabriella Martinez is a big, fat pig, she is the most ugliest fucking fish-smelling bitch she is just gross and eats anything that she can find nd anything that gets in front of her.
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Man he just acts like davis martinez sometimes
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This is Dirty Sanchez' cousin.
Its the act of tossing someones salad after they've gone to the bathroom and having shit all over your face when you're done.
That girl is so nasty she's got Filthy Martinez written all over her!
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