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Muscular man that’s pulls all the bitches with his abs and sexy smelling body
Girl:” Mateo smells so good I want to fuck him”
Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.
a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name
''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them
lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.
“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”
“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”
Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”
Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”
TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD
I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(
POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!
Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!