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Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.
I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.
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Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet
My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!
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its like a water melon but filled with lava
That Lava Melon killed my family
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when you fuck someone with a limp dick.
I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!
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The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.
"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."
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1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.
Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .
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The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.
My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
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