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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023


Points merchant

ruairidrayne99

the tier 3 champion is a points merchant

by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022


2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty

by concernedluvr June 2, 2021


tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013


Pace Merchant

Josh Bibby

Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts

We get it you have pace you fucking twit

by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021

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Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

by Maryjaaane September 15, 2014


nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 17, 2010