A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
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the tier 3 champion is a points merchant
A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty
A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
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(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis
"My herb merchant hooked me up"
can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.
This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.