Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.
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A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.
We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.
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sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!
Ayana Angel (porn actress ) Ms. mermaids
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a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.
i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have
to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!
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a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!
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When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
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Male to Female Felatio Underwater.
After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"
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