Other name for spliff aka (Joint)
Just gonna go for a quick monty outside.
Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!
Where is Monty
I need Monty
I love Monty
We Love Monty
Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.
Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty
Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.
Monty is pretty much a god. When he enters the room silence shortly follows. Montys are very wrong and are seen as the elite of the elite. Some compare him to comedians and are usually extremely good looking and intellectual. Some would say that friends of Montys are known as his disciples. Montys are very good at socialising and often have people curled up on the floor laughing. They usually excel in sciences and have beautiful eyes.
OMG its Monty. Everybody act cool...
Someone who is loving and caring for others. No matter what they're goin through, they will still sacrifice their time jus for you to make sure your ok. They are very loyal, strong, and sometimes slow
friend: "who's that"
me: "that's my boyfriend monty"
friend: "he seems like a monty fs"
Monty has the biggest dick you are ever gonna see. It's especially bigger than Georgi's.
Hey Monty, I gotta ask you, why is your cock so frggin' huge dude?