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Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021


Middle school

A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3

get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.

This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.

Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies

Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021


Jackson

Jackson is a man who doesn’t deserve all the shit the world put him through and deserves better. He also has a lot of “girl best friends” and half of them probably have a crush on him. He’s one of those boys that are hot and nice at the same time. Jackson is hard to come by.

Guy 1) how the fuck am o supposed to get a girl when that man is roaming the earth?
Guy 2) Idk man. Who even is that guy?
Guy 1) that’s Jackson, half the school has a crush on him

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021


Middle school girls

Girls who think they’re cute and like to say they’re different from everyone else but they’re literally all the name shit. They always smack they’re gum and they’re makeup is melting off they’re face at the end of the day. They also like to call themselves “quirky” and think they’re on top of the shit and think the world revolves around them when really nobody gives two flying fucks about your Starbucks, or your daily fit check, or your acrylic nails. Don’t worry Emma, nobody is gonna take your man away from you.

-written by a middle school girl

Middle school girls) *smacking gum* oh my god I’m out of my Starbucks drink!

Literally everyone) nobody gives a fuck you stupid fag

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021

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Abby

Abby is a boy crazy girl that has a new crush every single week, she has a lot of friends and is very social.although If you tell Abby too much your secret might get out.

Guy 1) Who’s that? She’s hot
Guy 2) oh that’s Abby she’s dating Jackson
Guy 1) wait I thought she was dating Adrian
Guy 2) huh?

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021


Middle school boys

Boys who thinks it’s funny as fuck to flirt with girls and then play them. They also are porn addicts and horny little bastards that think they’re the shit, but really they’re just puny annoying retards.

Guy 1: what the hell is wrong with that group of kids?
Guy 2: oh those are middle school boys

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021

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Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021

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