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Open Pit: When about 10-25 people all open up a large area in the pit (despite how crowded it is) and dance/flail around for the amount of time the music has high energy.
This is about the only time one can punch, slam again, step on, and hit anyone in view and have the victims not mind / enjoy it... though expect to get punched and hit back a LOT.
Closed Pit: When everyone shoves toward the front of the stage, not caring if they can or can't breathe. Find a way to breathe, or you just wont be able to.
Mosher: I'm going to a hardcore show tonight
Non-Mosher: You're gonna get your ass kicked
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After show with aggressive mosh pit
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Mosher: -Comes back with completely bruised and bloody face/body-
Non-Mosher: You're an idiot
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10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.
Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."
mosh pit is just a bunch of drunk ignant mufuckas gettin the shit whooped outta them to some music
Throw 'em in da mosh pit, stomp 'em in da mosh pit
Swing yo muthafuckin' fist and beat 'em in da mosh pit
A vagina tbat was utterly destroyed by ginormous 12+ pound baby!
I wouldn't hit that. She had a 13lb baby! Who knows what her Mosh Pit looks like. You could probably fit four dicks in there.
Moshe Rose is the ideal person to rely on to clean up the mess that you made, free of charge. He also could be your good sober friend, by taking you home, giving you a good place to puke, and finding you s convenient spot to pee. He could also be a great chiller, but to get him to places on time (like Walmart) is quite difficult.
Moshe Rose! Clean this up!
Somebody who is so lovey-dovey you want to Mush all over him
Mike is such a mush mosh he gives me so much love
Greatest guy I know. Humble as fuck, will never hurt you. He's a king, though he may not know that. Knows how to make you feel better. Great at soccer, maybe even better than Ronaldo
He's also great with women and got a big dong.
Damn this guy is so humble, he's such a Moshe Kuperman