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A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.
Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
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i huge vagina that smells like a mans cologne
that musk fish was as unpleasant as your grandfathers medicine cabinet.
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Anyone who blindly follows everything Elon Musk says and does and defends everything he does like a cult follower.
The musk-eteers are buying up all that finite digital currency again.
You better watch out before the musk-eteers come and get you for saying that about him.
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Brain-unfriendly math questions that leverage on the wealth of South African-born billionaire Elon Musk, whom mainland Chinese worship as “King of Mars” or “Rocket Man” for building flying cars and colonising the cosmos—they view Mr. Musk as a coldblooded god, compared to Jack Ma, whom they call a “performing monkey.”
Two Musk Math questions are:
a) Guesstimate how many face masks China could produce from billionaire Musk’s obscene wealth.
b) If Mr. Musk spent ten thousand dollars every day, would he have enough money left by the time he experienced his last heartbeat?
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The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.
After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!
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That smell when a man and a woman have sex, and the dick mixes its scent with the sweet minted scent of pussy. After this occurs, dick musk results, wafting through the air as an almost herbal scent. It's a smelly smell that's worse than a fart, because that shit lingers, and is like, 'Breathe me in, bitch'.
You: Makes a funny joke
Friend: Laughs
You: Smells the dick musk on your friend's breath
You: "Yo, you been sucking on a musky dick?"
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Your best friend yells Musk Rat in order to alert you that your ex is in the building; in other words, Hide!
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