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When you’re 6 feet 4 inches tall and drive a Mustang, every girl will want your number and snap chat.
Boy: Yoooo my homie is 6’4 with a mustang!!!!
Girl: no wayyyy!! What’s his Snapchat?
A car that was originally made for the FEMALE secretary so she could have an affordable sports car. So yes, deny it all you want but it's a girl's car. The men that decide to drive these cars like to pull up to other cars (usually what they call"ricers") or any other cars that are obviously slower than them and rev their engines and try to race them. It makes no since why they think they have to race slower cars, but it's probably because they're too scared to race anyone that could beat them.
2 guys in Ford Mustang: "Pull up next to that 4 cylinder Honda Civic (not tricked out or anything) and let's race them!"
**pulls up and the driver of the Honda Civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman**
**guys in the Mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid**
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The quintessential rental car. A V6 Mustang is like a hot girl with her clothes on: looks good, but ain't nothing you could do with her!
Only thing worse is the V6 mustang convertible: the quintessential 'My daddy gave it to me' car for preppy girls.
A real man will run V8 Mustang coupe, a mid-life crises guy will run a V8 mustang covertible, a rental cr company will run a V6 coupe, and a preppy girl or gay guy will run a V6 mustang convertible.
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A sexual act that must be performed on the hood of a car. It does not require an actual Ford Mustang. To pull off the Mustang Sally a girl must be fully naked, laid out tits flat on the hood. Her legs remain able to touch the ground, and may stand herself up. A guy must fuck her doggy style in either the vagina or asshole. The final touch to the "Sally" is to pull out before ejaculation and cum on the hood beside her face. You then get behind her, grab her hair at the back of her head, and slam her face into the pool of resting semen.
"Dude, me and my girl were in my car and I decided to give her the mustang sally."
Friend- "Did she get pissed?"
"Yeah, ...I don't think I'll be seeing her again."
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Quite possibly the best vehicle that retails for under $15,000. It looks better then other similarly priced cars and is faster then cars in its price range. 3.8 V6 engine makes 193hp and usually between 160-165 at the wheels. Equiped with a t5 tranny makes this car a great buy.
Look at that stang, its hawt!
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Facts:
- Very powerful car and gas guzzler.
- Severely overrated car that people give too much credit for.
- A Mustang would smoke any economy car. But an economy car is designed and built for convenience. A Mustang is built for performance.
- Usually being compared to completely different car classes. Such as economy cars like the Civic. The reason why people compared them to Civics is because Civics don't put up a challenge. People are usually afraid to compare the Mustang to the Camaro.
- Drag and straight away racing car (No skill is really needed just pressing the gas, unlike drifting and cornering racing, skill of steering and shifting is required).
- A car that has not so good handling and can easily be out maneuvered by cars such as the MR2, Impreza, Evo, Trueno, RX-7. Yeah that's right, you Mustang fanboys may have more power but any tuner import would out maneuver your over powered asses, you wouldn't stand a chance in a course with lots of turns.
Mustang Fanboy #1: I like my brand new Mustang, I easily beat an old Asian lady in an 88' Hyundai in a straight-away race.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, that is so cool. I've beaten alot of cars with my Mustang as well, like this one guy in a 96' Accord on the freeway, I smoked him by just pressing the gas. He was on cruise control at 65mph, and I easily beat him *The guy in the Accord was minding his own business and didn't even know the Mustang was racing him*.
Mustang Fanboy #1: Geez man, you got mad skill like me because you own a Mustang. I've beaten an 89' Corolla, 99' Civic DX, a rusty Sentra, some Geo car, and a kid on his bike, all by a 3 mile margin.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, we are so cool.
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A pre-assembled rice burner.
Check out that V6 mustang. I love how it looks like it might have some power while that Camry smokes it.
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