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The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.
Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.
With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.
The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
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While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
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The act of passing out in a cab while traveling from one bar to another in order to be refreshed and energized upon arrival.
Cheryl: "Mike's totally passed out; he's done for the night. Tell the driver to take him home."
Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."
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When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
Where's Charlie?
He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.
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A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
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