Natty pie

Inadequate or below the standards of Jonesy; not satisfactory for use by anyone but those who are "natty pie" themselves.

That car is natty pie.

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Natty Narwhal

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

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half natty lighting

Lighting so perfect that it looks like you must have taken steroids to achieve your physique.
Usually sought after by bodybuilders if they want to take a picture/video of themselves flexing.
Coined by bodybuilder Matt Ogus.

Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new instagram pic, I look shredded"
Bro 2: "Yo bro that's some sick half natty lighting bro"

Forum bro: "Yo bros you got any tips on how to achieve permanent half natty lighting in my room like Zyzz had??"

Natty Car Bomb

Dropping a shot of Natural Light beer into a glass of Natural Light beer and chugging it.

Damn, Elliott just dropped a Natty Car Bomb. He's going to be mildly inebriated.

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natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

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Pound some natties

The act of drinking Natural Light beer with your bros. This can include Natural Light or Natural Ice.

We're all heading over to Matt's crib to pound some natties

Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."