My Neighbor Totoro

A lame Japanese Anime children's show. Not well known in the United States.

Have you ever seen "My Neighbor Totoro"?

No, are you retarded? Why would I have seen your neighbor.

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Give me some sugar neighbor

When your neighbor just wants some sugar

Hey darrel give me some sugar neighbor

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pump the neighbors cat look

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.

Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.

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your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

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like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

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selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

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