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a half cherokee, half irish martial artist and all around badass.
it takes chuck norris 49 muscles to smile, but only 2 to kill
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Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.
"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"
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Kind And amazing YouTubers.
Gamers/vloggers
"Norris nuts fashion, we disigned this with Passion."
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A man that needs no definition.
Chuck Norris once delivered pizzas in his youth. There were no survivors.
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Something so powerful that when you spell it in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Also, your head will explode from sheer overload of awesomeness.
Hey dude, did you hear about Chuck Norris? -boom-
Hahaha I spelled 'Chuck Norris'! I win. -boom-
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A family who stars in their Youtube channel, "The Norris Nuts" where they make a wide range of videos which are mostly targeted to children. If you're a parent, I suggest you tell your kids to watch them because they have pretty good moral values comparing to other youtubers.
Jane : Why is the TV so loud
Lucy : My daughter is watching the Norris Nuts
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Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.
"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris
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