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When Lady Parts are so ripe they bring a tear to the eye
"Frannie took her knickers off and my god did she have a minge onion"
Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.
Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary
A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.
When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.
Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.
Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.
When you eat too many onions on an empty stomach n that shit fucking hurts. Feel like you're about to throw up onion chunks all over the fucking floor and shit yourself .
Holy shit, I ate too many onions now I have onion Belly
When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.
Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass
This term was coined on the website, Fanpop. A user had meant to say "opinion" but typed onion instead in a question posted. This started a chain reaction of jokes about respecting the onion, pissing the user off!
Use this term whenever the word opinion comes into a discussion. It will succeed at both confusing and angering the person you say it to. It also helps if you shout it repeatedly.
Person A: I hate the color pink!
Person B: STFU!! Pink is awesome!
Person A: Hey! Respect my opinon!
Person B: F*ck your onion!
Person A: HEY! "Respect the onion."