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A gay person who is stereotypically straight
You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.
1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.
2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.
3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.
I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!
to express love or affection
“i’m oating at you rn bb”
“can’t wait to oat with you next saturday sweetpea”
Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.
Another way to say hauling ass, normally for people too afraid to swear in front of their parents.
Man, as soon as I walked in the classroom, all the girls were hauling oats to the bathroom. Must have been the way I smell.