vomit pinata

a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.

b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.

a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.

b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!

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Word Vomit

Something that both George W. Bush and Sarah Palin seem to make a living off of.

I'd repeat something, but its honestly too fucking embarrasing.
(However, if you watch your evening news, you'll find most politicians commit daily acts of proffesional word vomit.)

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vaginal vomit

A GDer who has gained prommiedom by means of creating e-drama via Shellmac and "FUCK YOU HATERS" threads in which he names people and why they are failed abortions.
He's also dating another GDfag called "And I was like WHAT."

Gaiafag: "Fuck vaginal vomit!"
vaginal vomit v9000: "No no no. Fuck YOU."

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vagina vomit

An involuntary bodily response to a seriously gross guy coming on to you.

Chick: "OMG, that guy was so gross he made my vagina want to vomit."

Yucky guy: "Hey momma you wanna come back to my place and do it?"
Hot/Not deperate chick: "GROSS, my vagina vomited at the idea of sex with you!"

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vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

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goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.

I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.

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Devil's Vomit

Delicious mixed drink that involves 2 shots of vodka mixed with orange juice and cream soda.

Greg: Dude, you are so fucked up right now!
Kenny: YOU THINK? I just had 5 glasses of Devil's Vomit in 10 minutes because it tastes so damn good.

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