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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020


crab pajamas

When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis

Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas

by slimysalamander October 24, 2015


darkness from pajama sam

hot guy thats the antagonist of the game pajama sam 1: no need to hide when its dark outside

girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!

by cloudydayz88 December 2, 2024


Pajama Mouse

Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.

Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!

by Ballistic Lemon January 24, 2017


Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 22, 2016


bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?

kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW

by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022


Bananas in pajamas

When 2 men insert their penises in the same condom together

I walked in on Darryl and his dad doing bananas in pajamas. The other people in the elevator were very uncomfortable

by I'm more articulate than you June 22, 2023

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