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A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.
"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."
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I'm going to challenge most of the definitions that define a teacher's pet as a bad thing. A teacher's pet is a student who wants to be the best he/she could be. He/she will make sure (I'm going to go with 'she') She would do all of her homework because she likes her teacher. She some of the time wants to have a friendly relationship with the teacher because she might not have a lot of friends. She raises her hand for every question, and more often than not is right. She does this, not to annoy her peers, but simply because she knows she's right or she wants to participate and actually try. She has conversations with the teacher and tries to help her out. A teacher's pet might aspire to become a teacher. They might seem like a know-it-all also, but sometimes, there might be person out there that just always seems to know it all!
The rest of the class asks the teacher's pet questions about the assignment, because she/he is just as knowledgeable as the teacher.
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The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
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When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls
Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
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A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.
Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!
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Where gerbils and other small animals go to die.
I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery.
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In corporate speak, it refers to an management or executive "pet project" that may or my not warrant the current level of attention or investment were it not for their personal support. It may mean that the executive has a personal stake in the success of the pet rock initiative and will not allow the perception of "failure", regardless of its actual merit.
Corporate peon 1: What a worthless project. Why are we still doing that?
Corporate peon 2: That's Mr. Whitmer's pet rock. There's nothing we can do about it.
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