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police lightening

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008


Blog Police

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.

Dave Winer.

by ElaineK August 17, 2003


portugal police

Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.

Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"

by mlgjan September 23, 2019

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status police

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook

*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you

by kulas1260 August 13, 2009


Fashion Police

Authorities that will arrest you for wearing the wrong thing.

We don't joke about the fashion police in Iran

by kalvinb March 12, 2008

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Police Patrol

Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.

The Police Patrol is watching us from his garden with binoculars.

by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010

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cyber police

A meme made popular by 4channers and BB'ers on July 15th from a YouTube video of a crying 12 year old girl. Apparently, her videos were being raided with comments such as "you dun goofed up" and "what a fuckin whore". Her first response to all of the comments was by posting a video threatening all of her "haters" saying that she will pop a glock and countless other ravaging insults. She responded with yet another video, this time, she was bawling in tears and her crack head father was in the background wearing sandals and socks yelling and threatening her haters that if they do not stop insulting her daughter he will report them to the cyber police. Thus, a meme was born. Multiple memes have been formed due to this video.

You dun goofed man... consequences will NEVER be the same. Brb reporting you to cyber police.

by mrJoee July 16, 2010

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