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It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.
Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.
The act of farting or pooting, then catching the foul aroma with your hand and sprinkling it on an unspecting person or belongings. It is best when the person has their mouth open so that they can possibly taste it, as well.
Ralph was so trashed, he was not expecting to get poot dust sprinkled upon him.
To fart and then run at first smell
Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.
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A seemingly weak, or effeminate male. A punk. Often flakey or phoney. A man that is too soft and who lacks the bravery or masculinity of men considered to be strong and is contrary to men thought of as being a man's man. A coward.
Frank is a REAL man, he's not afraid to stand up to other men. He's a STRONG man. But Bobby ain't nothin' but a POOT BUTT. Marcus is also poot butt. And Larry's another 'lil poot butt.
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someone who is more or less a wannabe, poser, loser, or something to that effect.
ya I know dave, he aint nothin but a rudy poot.
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An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.
"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."
"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"
A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.
Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).
A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.
It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."
Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"
Squirrel__"My Ovaries."
Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"
Squirrel__"?"
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