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A gay homosexual who loves man booty
Man: Hey have you seen that kid Randy Potter?
Man 2: Yeah I heard he loves the man booty
Ones obsession to the Navy and Harry Potter
J. (Jesse) Robert Oppenheimer, father of *WRITING*, after creating *NAVY POTTER*
Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!
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THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"
Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
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That skinny kid in glasses who says incendio and you burst into flames
Harry Potter: Incendio!
Guy: AAAAAHHHHH! I'm burning!
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a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.
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