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Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
In the present I am writing this definition right now.
You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover
My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.
Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.
Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!
Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus