Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.
also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.
Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.
Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
The act of precisely thirteen Arabian men simultaneously ejaculating into a bowl then IMMEDIATELY shitting in it afterwards. They then take their erect members and stir it up to make a nice, enjoyable concoction.
After the football game my 12 other friends and I went over to Ahal-Habib's house and made some tasty Arabian Pudding.
A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.
Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.
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I came home and saw there was boy pudding all over my sheets
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