ramen-ra

The one and only true god of the Ramen religion. Ramen-ra hears the cries of all the hungry souls on Earth, and through his grace, he feeds them all. May his noodley appendages touch your soul, and may his salty broth sustain you.

Ramen.

I'm gonna eat an entire packet of Ramen spice as a tribute to our lord Ramen-ra.

Ramen. 🙏

Juicy ramen

1. A thick ass

2. Asian ass
3. Can slurp from it
3. Shordy's real thick
3. Bang worthy

Can I eat dat juicy ramen

Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.

Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."

ramen metros

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.

This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.

Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

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tomato ramen

the best thing you can make with ramen. By adding beef boulion cubes to the boiling ramen, and pouring tomato soup over the ramen, plus having 7 herbs and spices, this delacacy can be made for under 3 bucks.

I smell some tomato ramen.

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Ramen Bowl

When a male inserts an amount of Ramen Noodles into a vagina and sucks them out.

Dude Guess what , I gave my GF a Ramen Bowl and they tasted soo good!!

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