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ramen metros

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.

This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.

by Ashley8484 October 19, 2008


Juicy ramen

1. A thick ass

2. Asian ass
3. Can slurp from it
3. Shordy's real thick
3. Bang worthy

Can I eat dat juicy ramen

by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017


Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.

Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."

by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021


Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

by chachmonkey October 11, 2015

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ramen guy

The ramen guy is one of the first beings so ever walk this earth. He arrived along side shaggy, shrek and the grate Chuck Norris. Ramen guy takes the form of a old asian man in his 50s, with the traditional ramen makers uniform and a bowl of ramen noodles in his left hand. The ramen guy is a gentle being who will for the price of 25 yen give you the bowl of ramen in his hand. Though he is very kind do not cross him or he will poke your eyes out with chop sticks faster then you can say ramen noodles!

person 1: Damn I wish I could met ramen guy, Im craving some ramen noodles right now.
person 2: Ya I'm so hungry!

by njhdqhde2jhdhjdqwjhgdj1dy1y1ye December 1, 2020


tomato ramen

the best thing you can make with ramen. By adding beef boulion cubes to the boiling ramen, and pouring tomato soup over the ramen, plus having 7 herbs and spices, this delacacy can be made for under 3 bucks.

I smell some tomato ramen.

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

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Ramen Bowl

When a male inserts an amount of Ramen Noodles into a vagina and sucks them out.

Dude Guess what , I gave my GF a Ramen Bowl and they tasted soo good!!

by Xav ier June 20, 2010

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