Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

Rear-view cleavage

The groove between one's buttocks, sometimes visible if the person bends over too far, or if his/her pants/shorts are too short/loose. Unlike a buxom girl's chest-cleavage, a sumptuous-sized endowment "back there" is not an alluring feature, as a girl is considered **more** attractive/desirable if she has a **small** cute round rump.

Wistful stud: I sure wish I could find a bosomy gal with a nice firm little ass --- all of the chesty chicks I've befriended so far have had a rear-view cleavage that's at least as ample as their chest-meat.

flipping the rear

Giving up and snapping out of anger/stress at the same time

"Monika that dumb bitch broke up with me. I swear to god I just wanna die and kinda go berserk at the same time." - "Don't, bro. Flipping the rear will just make it even worse."

rear entrance

The ass
The hole at the bottom of the back.
Mainly for delivery of waste, but occasionally used for sexual pleasure

I'd love to enter your rear entrance!

rear entrance

The ass, the hole in the bottom of the back.
Mainly designed for exits, but some enjoy having things (cocks, dildos, butt plugs) entering it, for sexual pleasure.

I shoved my shaft up her rear entrance last night.

John entered my rear entrance yesterday.

I prefer to use the rear entrance, instead of the front, to be sure I don't end up with a child.

top rear

a butt chin

did you know the teacher has a top rear

Steer the rear

A song created by Irish singer Marty Mone

The song is about young Irish car enthusiasts who like diffin usually driving an Altezza, IS200, Twincam or any rwd car.

Mickey: Hey Tom did ya hear Marty Mones new song Steer the rear
Tom: Oh yeah that song was class