Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

Alkaline Earth Metal

Any element of the periodic table which is in group 2.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.

They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.

They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.

The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.

x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2

2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2

Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.

Magnesium is an Alkaline Earth Metal - it, and its oxide, react with water to form a basic alkaline solution.

Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen

2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide

The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell

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dishnosher

Noun. Term of endearment for a dishwasher, particularly one that eats ('noshes') dishes.

"honey, can you load the dishnosher?"

Dighead

Dighead

Noun. A term of contempt and/or endearment for a person (or dog) with a proclivity for unwanted or obnoxious landscaping.

"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"

Eatsploit

1. Noun. A food-related exploit or achievement.

Portmanteau of "eat" and "exploit".

"So, Jerry, tell me about your eatsploits today. Did you find that dessert place you were talking about?"

Eatsploit

Noun. An accomplishment relating to food.

Also verb. The act of eatsploitation.

"Jerry wouldn't stop talking about last night's eatsploits"

Brainful

Adjective. Causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

Also noun. An object or experience causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

"that exam was brainful..."

"Jamie gave me a right brainful last night; he just would not stop talking"