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A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.
I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!
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1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.
My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!
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The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.
Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.
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The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.
Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."
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Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers
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An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.
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Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.
1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit
2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit
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