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It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
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A tobacco cigarette of any kind.
Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"
Guy 2: "Lung what?"
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1) When you go to the gym and get a boner.
Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t
i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass
It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail
Bro last night i got a molly rocket, got fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up
A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!