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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
yo bro sing somebody
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!
*see somebody touch my spaget video*
I’m still thinking about her :(
I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(
I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...
If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what
oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)