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when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."
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1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.
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the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...
I great warrior (me)
Shade slaying is dangerous -_-
Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations
laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.
bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"
A chubby seal is someone who is so small but fat at the same time
They are usually popular with emis emilys abbies katies jessicas
Jessica and abbie love chubby seal
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!