meat shaft

a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.

"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."

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Shafting

Masturbating in public

Dude, that guy is masturbating on front of everyone, hes shafting

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Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

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dick shaft

Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.

Cum see my dick's shaft.

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shaft city

A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.

Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."

Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."

Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"

Tyler - "What bro?"

Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."

Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."

Seth - "Probably so...damns.

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penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

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Shaft of Cain

History-

After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.

In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.

From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.

Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.

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