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Cum shields

Cum shields are you eyelashes

This guy cum on me face an me Cum shields saved if going in game eye

by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021


Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry August 31, 2015


Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.

He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!

by dr4chess November 22, 2011


Dei Shielding

When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.

The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.

Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.

This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.

Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.

by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022

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blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 26, 2019


Blake shields

A fuck boy thatโ€™s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields April 24, 2018


Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.

Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!

by H@v0c April 22, 2011

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