blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.

Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"

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Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."

"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"

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Supa Shrimp

A sly character with shrimpy atributes. Supa shrimpy for short. This person might .. follow you out of the class on your first day of college ever so close. He might also be caught saying things like "I sure hope that guys not going to class". He might also be a beer funnel if hes not a person, but most of all supa shrimp is NOT a shrimp.

SUPA SHRIMP FO LYFE.

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shrimp emotions

Shrimp have 12 color receptors while humans only have three (red, green, blue.) Like shrimp can see colors no other see, the person feels they feel things others don't feel.

Person One: I have shrimp emotions. My brain keeps thinking ‘gay pirates’ like 20 times a day and thinking way too deeply about lighthouses.

Person Two: Are you talking about Our Flag Means Death? Don't Stede and Ed have such a nice friendship? So glad they made up.

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Fondue Shrimp

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!

We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.

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Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

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Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region

“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”

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