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when you shit so fast it all comes out in one push
"oh yeah, I just took a sonic shit"
A fanbase so notorious that their leaders (Sonictubers) started making self depricating jokes about how shitty their fanbase is because that's how they attract children onto their community.
Sonictuber: "Woah guise look the sonic fanbase is so bad lolllll"
Premydaremy basically.
Was one horrible creation, but fortunately Paramount's fixing it's design. I just hope we won't have to see anything close to the original in the movie, because G O D does it probably bring nightmares to little kids.
Update: After a while, Movie Sonic's new design has been released and the community (including myself) Has responded positively due to it's new accuracy and appeal, staying realistic yet about the same to it's original design, similar to Detective Pikachu.
Uhhh. Meow? - Movie Sonic, before his design was getting fixed.
"How did you survive that?"
"I have *no* idea!!" - Movie Sonic, After the design revamp.
The opposite of Sonic X -- that is, Sonic the Hedgehog that moves extremely slowly.
{The Sonic X theme song but with torpedoed lyrics}
♪ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow, gotta stop slow, ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower ♪
♪ Movin' at speed of dark (make tracks) ♪
♪ Slowest hedgehog it barks ♪
♪ Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, ♪
♪ Without any explanation, no double relaxation! ♪
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't think, don't stink, ♪
♪ Just stop, stop, stop, stop, s-s-s-s-stop, stop! ♪
♪ Gotta avoid the ♪
♪ Bam Slam Gadget! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's not the hero! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's number zero! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's coming whee!, ♪
♪ So watch out... For Sonic Z! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow (Sonic!), gotta stop slow (Sonic!), ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower! ♪
♪ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! ♪
♪ So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) Z, ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, ♪
♪ Sonic Z! ♪ :-)
what occured before the bible, and is depicted in many modern day artworks
i heard theres a new image of pregnant sonic in the art museum
fucking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis
me: Doctor were trapped
DOCTOR:dont worry stan i'll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty bastard
DOCTOR:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea
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Satans only chance to see the real world
Jane: HEY DID YOU SEE MY SONIC OC ITS A WOLF WITH RAINBOW FUR WITH A GUN AND IT DATES SONIC AND HAS THE EMERALDS
Sam: *shoots her*
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