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turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

by squirtle! February 15, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirt cork

The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.

I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!

by TMizzle July 11, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


curry squirts

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.

Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.

by spankington September 1, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirt box

when someone is known for having alot of sex

that trick is a squirt box

by kookieDUHH June 1, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirt bukkakke

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.

John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.

by shinrational February 21, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirt bukkake

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.

John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.

by shinrational February 21, 2009

55๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014