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this is only part one!!!
once a few years ago, i went to a club with a few friends, and met a girl, who we can call abby. me and abby hit it off, had a few drinks and we head back to her apartment. this is the moment i knew something was going to go down. i knew it was going to be my head. as soon as we get inside, she grabs me by the tits, pulling them out of my low cut shirt and smushing them together. she plays around with my double ds while making out with me, and i can feel myself getting wetter and wetter.
i pull her head away from mine as i fall to my knees, and push her onto her sofa. she lays down, and spreads her legs. i knew she wasn't wearing panties, as she lead my hand down to her clit while we were sat at the bar in the club. i stare her dead into her eyes as my stick my middle and ring fingers into her mouth and she begins to sensationally suck on them. this makes me even more aroused. i take them out, spit on her vagina and begin to finger her while still holding eye contact. 'ahhh ~' she moans while cocking her head back in excitement.
lmk if you want a part 2 to this story, i have a lot more info if you guys want it!!
this is the hottest sex story ever, lmk if you want a part two!
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once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
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The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.
jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
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Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining
Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?
Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,
Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
Gary:...
Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story
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When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
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The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.
A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.
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A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard
Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!
Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!
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