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when a girls underwear shows because her pants are too low therefore forming the shape of a whale tail on her behind
Dude check out that whale tail
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1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.
The politician was caught Tail Wagging.
The politician was caught Tail Wagging.
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A woman with an attractive ass.
She wanted to give me a piece of tail for our anniversary. Forget the lobster and filet mignon, I capped the night stuffing my turf in her buttered surf.
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side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations
Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.
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a chick in your phone you only call to bang, and you don't want any of your friends to find out about.
Hey I got no chicks to bang, I am all out of hidden tail
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After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.
"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."
A used condom hanging out of a man's butt.
Go camping with a group friends. Men only, all heterosexual.
Rough night with lots of booze.
Morning after: wake up feeling funny, only to realise you have a lion tail.
What do you do?