cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up

That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite

Pillow Talking

When a man/woman shares information to another man/woman about a completely different person or persons that they have no business sharing but do so because of the closeness of atmosphere created after sex. An act frowned upon if it's a man running his mouth to woman he's laying with, but not necessarily frowned upon if it's a woman running her mouth to the man.

Yo I ain't got a problem with how many bitches he be fucking at the gig but that niqqa be pillow talking too much then these bitches be havin' other niqqa business spreadin thru the workplace cuz they be talking to dem bitches they bang wit, and them other bitches be pillow talkin' with the niqqas they be fuckin... now everybody know everybody business.

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talk land

To smoke cigars with acquaintances, coworkers, or friends. Refers to a sophisticated or classy act

Clark: What'd ya'll do during halftime of the superbowl?
Daniel: Oh, you know, we talked land. Kept it classy.
Clark: Ah man, you smoked cigars? I love to talk land.

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Sleepy Talk

After a certain time of day, usually after midnight, the mind takes on an alternate state of conciousness. Speech is slurred and makes no sense. Suddenly, anything is funny.

Kevin: DUDE WALLS ARE HARD
Kyle: Cut the sleepy talk man.


Kevin: The only way I can explain wakeboarding is by telling you it is like wakeboarding.
Kyle: That's like saying green is as green as green.
Dan: Stop the sleepy talk man.

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Air Talking

Continuing to speak to someone who is no longer logged on to whatever online vehicle you were both engaged in.

Example: On MMORPG when you are in a guild or have buddy chat enabled and someone logs on you get a window warning indicating that that person now exists in your cyber reality it gives no warning whatsoever when the person DC's or disconnects and you often continue talking to them...like and idiot...hence the "Air Talking"

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lawyer talk

when you say something very misleading but still not false. it's like a half-truth.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton

Technically, he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky but she did give him a blowjob. That is lawyer talk.

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Talking stage

It’s basically just a mind fuck and really a waste of time, cause most of the time it doesn’t work but when it’s does I guess it could be great, but I mean I wouldn’t know sigh*

If I go through another failed talking stage I give up

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