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1) Buy some colourful candies (soul stones).
2) Stick them in your gf's anus.
3) Let her squirt them out of her asshole into your mouth.
I sure loved Thanos thing with my gf last night
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While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.
"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
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a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).
person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-
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thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,
thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD
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a fat rasin that snaps half of the universe away
thanos is a rasin
Everyone else:reeeeeee
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When you find out your girl is pregnant, so you snap and dispappear
“Babe, I’m pregnant”
*SNAP* *Leave here*
This is The Thanos
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THANOS IS THAT SHITHOLE THAT KILLED SPIDERMAN< PLUS HALF THE UNIVERSE
MAN< YOU LIKE THANOS TODAY_WHEN YOUR FRIEND KILLS SOMEBODY
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