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When you do something you didn’t mean to
Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.
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An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.
Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.
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something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.
wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.
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A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently
Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.
Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.
dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.
dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.
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When yo u shit SO hard it goes the opposite direction
1:I had the massive craps yesterday. I almost shit the fuck up!
2:Dude....thats nasty as fuck.
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When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.
Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
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As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.
Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.
or
Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.
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