Nigger barrel

Similar to the family restaurant Cracker Barrel, nigger barrel is a similar establishment except the niggers working the counter complain to you about their life while serving you fried chicken.

Nigger working at nigger barrel: “aye, my boss a dum white cracker he think me an my niggas arnt shit man fuk that nigga”

Customer: Cool to hear nigger, go tell NBC and give me my chicken.

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turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

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barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

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double barrel

Having two barrels mounted side by side: a double-barreled shotgun.

Man, I got my double barrel twelve and fucked that guy's face up..

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pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

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Poop Barrel

A Poop Barrel (or in polite terms, Parrel, or the P-word) is referred to an individual who resembles a gigantic ball thanks to his/her extreme obesity. Poop Barrels breath loudly and are thought to store their waste inside themselves for at least 2 years, like barrels of poop. These creatures are capable of destroying infrastructure if rolled from a hilltop. Researches have shown that poking a Poop Barrel with a sharp object, like a needle, is a bad idea.

Person 1: How's everything rolling bro?
Person 2: Like a Poop Barrel on a downhill man.

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stock and barrel

Generic; plain; ordinary.

Employee: "We need some stock and barrel photos for this PowerPoint presentation."

Boss: "What?"

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