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Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
A sex position where the female lays face down on the bed, and the male is on top, in the same position.
Man, me and my girlfriend did the blind FDR last night and it was amazing!
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amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.
the soulforged is god.
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Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
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When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.
I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.
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Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.
Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.
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Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!
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