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a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a freindly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your freind and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually beleive any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"
punks- "Go home preacher creature."
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a monster renowned in folklore and myth.
TEACHER SYAMIL: Today, your homework is to write about three mythical creatures.
ME: Ohhhh~~~~~! So, we are going to write about mythical "teachers"?(teacher say to fast , that's why i thought it's mythical teachers)
TEACHER SYAMIL: Yes.
ME: Can I write about you, teacher?
CLASS: hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhahahahahahaha!
TEACHER SYAMIL: ..........
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Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.
RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!
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someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.
See also - Practice Girl
Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.
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It is the dirty old men that ride busy trains during rush hour in Tokyo. They try to feel of young girls butts.. They get on the crowded trains because there is nothing the girl can do. She is trapped. Gitchobutts are nasty, vile creatures and will get a girls butt at any chance.
Did you see that gitchobutt creature on the train? Yea, he was such a slime ball.. Fuck that creep!!!
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A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
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A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
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