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A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.
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Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.
Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"
("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)
And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.
RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!
Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?
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An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.
It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!
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Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.
I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!
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1. Random dude doing stuff
2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.
Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, that’s fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: He’s awesome 👏🏾
The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.
"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"