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(1) Where you go to order one black coffee
(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for
(3) where you go to get diabetes
(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home
(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.
(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken
(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.
(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.
Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"
Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
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1) A place that kills people because they eat to much of it. Usually associated with death, fatness, and unhealthiness.
2) A place that people eat to die.
My friend tried to commit suicide, so he ate McDonalds.
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The worst resturant in the world where get SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR fat then purple ooze comes out of your burger and then you tell them so they give you free ice cream for life which releases cockroaches when you lick the ice cream.
I had a meal at McDonalds and went from 170 lbs. to 170 tons and then barfed Half of that out of me and it was all purple ooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It refers to a person having an extremely overly obese buttock, most likely developed from excessive ingestion of fast foods, such as McDonalds.
Mike: "Man look at that hot booty chick!"
Sam: "Dude that mcdonalds is disturbingly disguisting!!"
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Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.
Person 1: I just had a McDonalds!
Person 2: Drop your pants, the burgalers at the door.
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A fast food business, McDonalds is usually criticized and scrutinized by its customers that often rue their choice to eat there.
People often associate McDonalds with unhealthy, fat, bad, and more, yet they usually choose it as a good location for a regular meal, a birthday party and more every-day festivites, formal and casual.
People, who are of a empty stomach fail to resist to the simple 'delicacies' that this business provides, and they constantly complain about it but fail to confess their faults. I, myself naturally dislike McDonalds food, and while I say naturally, I mean I do not actually have any need of holding or controlling myself, as I aim animosity towards the food, a privilege of some kind, I hope you will agree. In my lifetime of eleven years, I have only went to McDonalds twice, and about those encounters I will not go into detail, although I will state that I was generally appalled by its cheap services. People gain 'fat' by eating fast food, a popular belief that shows itself correct and just, McDonalds is a clear example of this nimble, but not new belief, as many people that go there have to deal with the 'consequences of their actions' as they gain a few unhealthy pounds.
Jane: I guess I will be spending my afternoon meal at McDonalds.
Joe: *frowns and complains about the restaurant, criticizing it and insulting, inflicting a assault on it.
However, Joe now suffers from an empty stomach, and eventually agrees with Mary and gives her his consent, and they both spend the afternoon eating hamburgers and chewing on fries, drinking juice and eventually sweetening their tooth by savoring some sundaes.
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1) A giant toilet which is apparently disguised as a restaurant, and when they get customers, they package turds as food and sell it to people.
2) Cheap quality, bad tasting fast food.
3) The "restaurant" that is trying to invade the earth, and have other restaurants closed down for good.
Person: I just went to McDonalds! Their food was TERRIBLE!
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