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A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack
She's such a puddle duck
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Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.
Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."
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A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.
"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"
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A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.
My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.
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A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.
Yo your girls a puddle duck
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One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.
Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!
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A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.
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